PUT the Beverage DOWN Before You Read the Story

I haven't laughed this hard in I don't know when. Seriously GO READ

It starts out with paragraphs like this:

Studies have shown that motorcycling requires more decisions per second, and more sheer data processing than nearly any other common activity or sport. The reactions and accurate decision making abilities needed have been likened to the reactions of fighter pilots! The consequences of bad decisions or poor situational awareness are pretty much the same for both groups too.

The you get this:

Animal lovers, never fear. Squirrels can take care of themselves!

I am not going to ruin it or tease out spoilers, but SERIOUSLY GO READ it HERE

After you get done come back and tell me if it doesn't bring visions of Ray Steven's Mississippi Squirrel to your mind. Here is a link to that song video